Now offering my services as a software deprogrammer: For $500/day, I will live with your loved one who has been abducted into the cult and repeatedly point at the APIs available in all browsers and ask them why they're shipping 5242880 bytes of JavaScript to every single user to do things the native platform can do.

My tolerance for web bullshit has plummeted recently.

Oh, your library has a SPECIAL syntax to make HTML appear?
Oh, your library has a SPECIAL event system?
Oh, you have SPECIAL rules in a pre-processor?

No thanks, I'd like to build good software instead.